Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
The phrase refers to the tendency of the 2010 Oregon Duck football team to frequently score quickly without any regard to the feelings of its opponent. Football being a zero-sum game, the Ducks understand that it is important to get theirs early and often. Opponents are left unsatisfied and usually perplexed as the Ducks pretend like nothing is out of the ordinary and seem ready to score again in an alarmingly short amount of time. The largest proponents of this offense are alumni of the University of Oregon, Phil Knight and young men venturing into the world of mature women for the first time.
The USC Trojans were surprised at the severity of the Duck's case of premature equackulation.
The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.
Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.
I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wifewheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.