Premature Esnackulation
I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.
Premature Esnackulation by JuggLife May 31, 2016
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Premature Esnackulation
Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
Premature Esnackulation by Cucs March 21, 2013
premature eclackulation
When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
premature eclackulation by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011
Premature Equackulation
The phrase refers to the tendency of the 2010 Oregon Duck football team to frequently score quickly without any regard to the feelings of its opponent. Football being a zero-sum game, the Ducks understand that it is important to get theirs early and often. Opponents are left unsatisfied and usually perplexed as the Ducks pretend like nothing is out of the ordinary and seem ready to score again in an alarmingly short amount of time. The largest proponents of this offense are alumni of the University of Oregon, Phil Knight and young men venturing into the world of mature women for the first time.
Premature Equackulation by Sturdy Bird November 16, 2010
Premature Snackulation
I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.
Premature Snackulation by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010
premature egrackulation
The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.
premature egrackulation by Edoran June 14, 2011
Premature Epackulation
I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
Premature Epackulation by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021
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