pregmant

When a man is impregnated by another man. Usually unintentional.

Person A: Yo, can I borrow some of your lotion, my normally soft supple skin is unusually dry due to the changing season.

Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh.

by the teej April 28, 2009

Pregmant

A female who has had a sex change then become pregnant.

Dude, did you hear about that Pregmant wierdo, Thomas Beatie

by Matthew Eeles April 10, 2008

am I pregnant test

an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on

Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored

by n they're published on Urban D August 21, 2021

food pregnant

The process of having a food baby.

Look at me, I am totally food pregnant right now.

by The K-Nizzle June 30, 2010

had a pregnant

To become suddenly and deeply excited, and often seized by the urge to share one's excitement with others.

I was so excited that Steven Colbert made an oblique reference to something I did that I almost had a pregnant.

by johnatthebar February 22, 2011

pregmentia

The progressive decline in cognitive function due to the hormonal and blood changes that occur during pregnancy.

Emma: Did you forget your ultrasound appointment AGAIN?!

Meaghan: Cut me some slack, I have a serious case of pregmentia.

by magickat13 April 21, 2009

pregnant silence

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.

Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*

by lukebn July 27, 2010