Prediculation 

When an ugly girl hangs out with even uglier girls to seem less ugly.

"Dude, that chick is pretty hot."
"No she's not, she's just using prediculation.

Prediculation by MrVargasm July 22, 2011

Pandiculation 

This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.

I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.

Pandiculation by i hate ur dream stan July 17, 2020

Pandiculation 

The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously

Person 1: *Yawns and stretches at the same time*
Person 2: You know what you're doing?
Person 1: Yawning and stretching?
Person 2: Wrong
Person 1: So... what then?
Person 2: Is called pandiculation

Pandiculation by Don'tKnowMeMyself July 14, 2011

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

Prejaculation by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

prejaculation

An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever. This condition is commonly found in adolescent, pre-teens, teens, adults, middle aged, and older men. Prejaculation leads to feelings of embarrassment, anger, and hostility towards ones self, as well as the sexual partner. Prejaculation is also known to have detrimental effects on emotional and future physical intimacy. Prejaculation among straight males usually causes their female sexual partners to gossip among other kindred females, commiserate, ridicule the men in question, and buy more dildos. Prejaculation among gay men typically leads to peals of laughter and semen cascading down buttock cheeks.

Dude, I was watching some midget porn on the internet last night and playing with my man and the boys and I totally prejaculated! Gotta buy a new keyboard!

Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!

prejaculation by johnny crap September 7, 2007

predicitation 

When someone fails so unbelievably bad that they instantaneously contract every STD known to man.

When someone loses a philosophical debate three times in a row they would be in quite a predicitation.

predicitation by ROFLSAUSAGE-wheh July 13, 2010

Rediculation 

in the state of being made rediculious.
see also: ludacris

that was some prime rediculation!

Rediculation by Mattew Caple November 7, 2007