Pandiculation

This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.

I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.

by i hate ur dream stan July 17, 2020

Pandiculation

The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously

Person 1: *Yawns and stretches at the same time*
Person 2: You know what you're doing?
Person 1: Yawning and stretching?
Person 2: Wrong
Person 1: So... what then?
Person 2: Is called pandiculation

by Don'tKnowMeMyself July 14, 2011

Pandiculation

The act of touching your ween so much that it will never be the same after the pandemic

Pandiculation was acknowledged a co-pandemic in 2020.

by Pandemicboy April 16, 2021

Pandiculation Rape

When you've raped so many people many times that its contagious.

Moe Lester: Dude, my balls can't handle this shit anymore. I penetrated, cummed, raped, and molested so many woman that my son rapes people now. The last time I saw my son was he walked on me fucking a girl when he was 8.
Joe Lester: Damn, thats pandiculation rape. You sound just like my father, I also raped a bunch of fine gals that it went down to my son.
Moe Lester: Ah. That's real nice.

by CartelRRP November 23, 2018

Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.

“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”

by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

pandication

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken

Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.

by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

Prediculation

When an ugly girl hangs out with even uglier girls to seem less ugly.

"Dude, that chick is pretty hot."
"No she's not, she's just using prediculation.

by MrVargasm July 22, 2011