Pandiculation

This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.

I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.

by i hate ur dream stan July 18, 2020

Pandiculation

The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously

Person 1: *Yawns and stretches at the same time*
Person 2: You know what you're doing?
Person 1: Yawning and stretching?
Person 2: Wrong
Person 1: So... what then?
Person 2: Is called pandiculation

by Don'tKnowMeMyself July 13, 2011

Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.

“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”

by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

Pandiculating

Dramatic yawning which often includes the extension of the arms. (Sounds, dirty, but is not)

Jerry was pandiculating as he awoke from his slumber.

by Joel Amos December 17, 2010

Pandiculation Rape

When you've raped so many people many times that its contagious.

Moe Lester: Dude, my balls can't handle this shit anymore. I penetrated, cummed, raped, and molested so many woman that my son rapes people now. The last time I saw my son was he walked on me fucking a girl when he was 8.
Joe Lester: Damn, thats pandiculation rape. You sound just like my father, I also raped a bunch of fine gals that it went down to my son.
Moe Lester: Ah. That's real nice.

by CartelRRP November 23, 2018

Pandiculation

The act of touching your ween so much that it will never be the same after the pandemic

Pandiculation was acknowledged a co-pandemic in 2020.

by Pandemicboy April 17, 2021