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Pandiculation 

This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.
I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.
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Pandiculation 

The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously
Person 1: *Yawns and stretches at the same time*
Person 2: You know what you're doing?
Person 1: Yawning and stretching?
Person 2: Wrong
Person 1: So... what then?
Person 2: Is called pandiculation

Pandiculation 

The act of touching your ween so much that it will never be the same after the pandemic
Pandiculation was acknowledged a co-pandemic in 2020.
Pandiculation by Pandemicboy April 16, 2021

Pandiculation Rape

When you've raped so many people many times that its contagious.
Moe Lester: Dude, my balls can't handle this shit anymore. I penetrated, cummed, raped, and molested so many woman that my son rapes people now. The last time I saw my son was he walked on me fucking a girl when he was 8.
Joe Lester: Damn, thats pandiculation rape. You sound just like my father, I also raped a bunch of fine gals that it went down to my son.
Moe Lester: Ah. That's real nice.
Pandiculation Rape by CartelRRP November 23, 2018

Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.
Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
Interesting, sorry I missed it.”
Pandiculating by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

pandication 

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken
Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.
pandication by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

Prediculation 

When an ugly girl hangs out with even uglier girls to seem less ugly.
"Dude, that chick is pretty hot."
"No she's not, she's just using prediculation.
Prediculation by MrVargasm July 22, 2011
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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