premanstrual

A emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.

Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.
by Sheecreature December 08, 2012
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PreManstrual Syndrome

The male equivalent of PMS. When a guy suddenly gets all moody and pissed. One might watch a chick flick during this time of the month.
Whats his problem?" "Oh its just PreManstrual Syndrome.
by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011
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Premanstrual Syndrome

When a male is in an inexplicably bad mood or suffers from sudden mood swings.
"I thought we were finally going to meet your boyfriend tonight."

"He was in a bad mood and opted to stay in to watch old movies and eat an entire pizza."

"Premanstrual Syndrome. It's perfectly natural."
by ManneM June 10, 2009
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