Pr3sence

The god that is always there.
One of the main gods, other one being The Eye.
Pr3sence sometimes appears in a sparkly form. Very cool.

Also maybe got turned into a marketable plushie.

Clueless guest: What's that?

Someone: Sparkly pr3sence my beloved.

Clueless guest: ...What?

by Some Oote member :)) January 29, 2022

Pocket presence

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure

Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.

by cajunchick February 27, 2010

presence

to meet him after a long time and the two of you proceed to communicate via ud. while in the same room.

"samira. an annoying girl who wonders if he's going to just acknowledge her presence"
"phillip. the greatest lad of all time, can get any girl so don't even think about listing demands to him"
"you're so cute and sexy. its true now because its written"
"you're so fine, be mine. If you don't, I'll be smitten."

by Krkič April 27, 2019

presence

I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints

i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist

by Krkič February 29, 2020

Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018

Midas Presence

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

by j-cutter November 4, 2009

Thick Presence

sparkly presence omggg but thick presence HOT COOL in other words :
sparkly presence my beloved is thick

Thick Presence my beloved

by Eyeball(Roblox) March 2, 2022