3 definitions by TBTPlanet

Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

by TBTPlanet January 10, 2018

Phone

A mechanical parasite that allows introverts to artificially engage with the world around them. Unfortunately, this device has taken over the world, and 999/1000 report phone addiction.

You know Brittany? She's addicted to her phone.

by TBTPlanet December 27, 2017

Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.

1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.

by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017