poochfuck 

When you stick your dick up a dog and yell HALBALAHALABALA

dude i totally poochfucked that labrador

poochfuck by Poocherr December 25, 2009

poopfucker 

Someone who fucks poop, directly or indirectly. Often used as a derogative term for gays.

Guy 1: Richard Simmons is a poopfucker!

Guy 2: Ew, yeah probably.

poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008

Poopchucks 

The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.

Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.

Poopchucks by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008

poopchuck 

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

poopchuck by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011

poochuuk

the feeling you get when your sperm kind-of dies on its way out.

Looking at her, I wouldn't even experience a poochuuk.

poochuuk by Dilip Advani April 2, 2003

Poopfuckshit 

A bunch of unwanted things, or an expression of distress. Can be abbreviated as PFS.

1. I'm so upset, I've had to deal with this poopfuckshit all day.
2. Bob: Hey Rick, you're car's on fire.
Rick: poopfuckshit!!

Poopfuckshit by llamallamayomama November 29, 2011

pochucker 

a Caucasian of limited and financial intellectual means; white trash

Look at that pochucker reading hot rod magazines over by the newsstand.

pochucker by Cassi S. March 15, 2005