charlotte's definitions

Mr.Mom

A Dad who is unemployed or divorced and has to act as a Mom would in relationship to taking care of the kids.

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind barney for the fiftenth time, Breakfast 6, naps at 9, there's bubble gum in the Baby's hair, Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, been crazy all day long, and it's only monday Mr. Mom

by Charlotte October 10, 2004

bincins

A name... quite a retarded one at that.

I wish my name was Bincins!

by Charlotte April 8, 2005

La Douleur Exquise

The exquisite pain of loving someone unattainable.

"Was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain, of loving someone so unattainable?"

by Charlotte June 8, 2004

hella emo

Coming from hella and emo to create hella emo

Extremely emo.

OMG! I AM SO HELLA EMO! *slits wrists*

by Charlotte March 6, 2005

ihysfm

i hate you so fucking much

opposite of ilysfm

GOD YOU ARE SO STUPID! IHYSFM!

by charlotte August 23, 2005

inside joke

Something that my friends and I make too many of a day.

You're an orange away from being gay!
I'm black. Make him think that I'm black.
-some of today's latest inside jokes

by charlotte November 10, 2004

Pirates

Pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.

Yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja ass? Sweet.

by Charlotte January 1, 2004