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Classic eggnog only instead of topped with nutmeg, is topped with pot.
Pothead 1: Man, you should have gone to Jim's christmas party.
Pothead 2: Why? He's such a loser.
Pothead 1: Thats what I thought too, until he brought out a giant punchbowl full of potnog.
Pothead 2: Aw man, thats sweet!
Pothead 1: I know man.. he's like my hero now.
Potnog by Courtney and Jackie January 11, 2008
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the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornograffiti 

When people draw genitals, naked people, naked stickmen, or anything perversly sexual on something that doesn't belong to them
Jane drew a big fat penis on the sidewalk before the cement dried, she committed pornograffiti.
Pornograffiti by twizee November 17, 2009

Poonogger 

Piece of shit... can be used as an insult.
Shut up Poonogger!

You smell like a Poonogger!
Poonogger by Richard W EB November 26, 2010

Pornograph 

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).
Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.
Pornograph by dark-photon November 21, 2013

pornogoogled 

When a person's exact name gets taken on by a porn star, and suddenly anyone who googles that person's name gets pornographic images or websites.

This might cause a person great consternation, and may prompt him or her to change their name to something rare or very non sexy like Bertha Gertrude Cohen.
1. OMG, Sylvia - you just got pornogoogled! I searched for your name and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and Boy, did I get lucky!

2. My 60 year old feminist psych professor just got Pornogoogled. We were in class watching her presentation onscreen and as she searched for a paper of hers online, the whole screen got filled with some hot young ass getting gangbanged.
pornogoogled by twisted tiffany July 15, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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