Potnog

Classic eggnog only instead of topped with nutmeg, is topped with pot.

Pothead 1: Man, you should have gone to Jim's christmas party.
Pothead 2: Why? He's such a loser.
Pothead 1: Thats what I thought too, until he brought out a giant punchbowl full of potnog.
Pothead 2: Aw man, thats sweet!
Pothead 1: I know man.. he's like my hero now.

by Courtney and Jackie January 11, 2008

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

by caitie b April 29, 2008

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

Pornograffiti

When people draw genitals, naked people, naked stickmen, or anything perversly sexual on something that doesn't belong to them

Jane drew a big fat penis on the sidewalk before the cement dried, she committed pornograffiti.

by twizee November 17, 2009

Poonogger

Piece of shit... can be used as an insult.

Shut up Poonogger!

You smell like a Poonogger!

by Richard W EB November 26, 2010

Pornograph

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).

Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.

by dark-photon November 21, 2013

pornogoogled

When a person's exact name gets taken on by a porn star, and suddenly anyone who googles that person's name gets pornographic images or websites.

This might cause a person great consternation, and may prompt him or her to change their name to something rare or very non sexy like Bertha Gertrude Cohen.

1. OMG, Sylvia - you just got pornogoogled! I searched for your name and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and Boy, did I get lucky!

2. My 60 year old feminist psych professor just got Pornogoogled. We were in class watching her presentation onscreen and as she searched for a paper of hers online, the whole screen got filled with some hot young ass getting gangbanged.

by twisted tiffany July 15, 2010