Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.

“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”

Potato Cough by GillyB3an February 14, 2019

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Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

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Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

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The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.

"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."

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a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

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A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.

"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "

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Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

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