Postine
Postine by your real name.gay December 29, 2021
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Stop Posting about among us
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Stop Posting about among us by woohoowi March 26, 2021
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Postine • poutine • posting • Pootine • postie • postin' up • postin • Postive Aggressive • Poutined • poutine pizza
The Catherine Poutine
A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.
Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.
Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.
Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"
"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014
schizo-posting
The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.
Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours
schizo-posting by craig99214 June 30, 2018
fed posting
Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.
Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.
fed posting by Blueiceman January 7, 2021
Tokyo Poutine
Tokyo Poutine by C Bob September 5, 2014
binge posting
When someone posts on Facebook every five minutes throughout the day to complain/rant or tell us everything they have done, read, eaten, bought, seen, heard, etc during the course of the day. Their friends' news feeds end up filled with this person's constant posting, most of it extremely uninteresting.
Friend 1: Dude, I had to hide Jenny from my feed with all her political posts. She's just too out there for me.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's been binge posting about that stuff forever.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's been binge posting about that stuff forever.
binge posting by Checkthethroat July 12, 2011
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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