Post-Shit 

A category that references what is left after a shitpost. Mening a text that is influenced by and has all the trappings of a shitpost: camp, kitsch, blown out aesthetics and clearly delirious plot or premises, but that takes out all of the levity associated with it, instead, we are meant to take it seriously and even dourly, instead of laughing along with it. Authorial intent bears some relevance to the proper application of this category, meaning that it is necessary for the author of the work to have imbued the text with these qualities, rather than their presence being unintentional (e.g. The Room)

Some precursors of the genre might be, as works bearing very little verisimilitude and over the top aesthetically, which present themselves as earnest works:
- Collapse, by nick land
- Unknown death 2002, by yung lean

"Have you heard Brat, by Charli XCX? I saw the cover art and thought it was a shitpost, but then all of the songs, even though they bear a lot of resemblance with the aesthetics of rave culture shitpost memes, are really earsnest, come even deep and moving."
"yeah man, thats because it's not a shit post, it's post-shit"

Post-Shit by ddcorreia June 5, 2025

Post Shit Fart(PSF) 

Post Shit Fart(s) or PSF syndrome

after taking an exceptionally large shit, the series of farts that come afterwords to really clear the bowels out.

Johnny:"Damn why do you keep farting?! you just took a huge dump!!"

Joey:"Dude im having a Post Shit Fart(PSF) attack right now, my body is just making sure theres nothing left in there."

Post Shit Fart(PSF) by johnsonlightmeup October 4, 2009

post shit syndrom (pss)

That feeling once you've left the bathroom after dropping a deuce, that you have some unfinished business. You feel like you still have to shit, you can't walk, and you can't poop any further.

"Hey Johnny, Why the long face?"

"I am suffering from post shit syndrom (pss)."

post shit syndrom (pss) by carpster May 30, 2006

Post Shit Syndrome 

The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.

I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.

Post Shit Syndrome by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014

Post-shit Paralysis 

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

Post-shit Paralysis by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

Post Shit Chills 

After taking a shit you get momentary body shivers/chills with an empty feeling.

Man I just had post shit chills after that big shit I just took.

Post Shit Chills by Chocolate Miller May 18, 2022

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain 

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023