Post Shit Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.

I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.

by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014

Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

Post Shit Chills

After taking a shit you get momentary body shivers/chills with an empty feeling.

Man I just had post shit chills after that big shit I just took.

by Chocolate Miller May 18, 2022

Post Shit Fart(PSF)

Post Shit Fart(s) or PSF syndrome

after taking an exceptionally large shit, the series of farts that come afterwords to really clear the bowels out.

Johnny:"Damn why do you keep farting?! you just took a huge dump!!"

Joey:"Dude im having a Post Shit Fart(PSF) attack right now, my body is just making sure theres nothing left in there."

by johnsonlightmeup October 4, 2009

post shit syndrom (pss)

That feeling once you've left the bathroom after dropping a deuce, that you have some unfinished business. You feel like you still have to shit, you can't walk, and you can't poop any further.

"Hey Johnny, Why the long face?"

"I am suffering from post shit syndrom (pss)."

by carpster May 30, 2006

PSE (post shit euphoria)

The overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and happiness after dropping an enormous deuce. Similar to the itis, renders the person useless for the next 30 minutes as he basks in the glory of his deed.

After a long battle with constipation, I finally took a shit. The PSE (post shit euphoria) that followed left me on laying on the couch enjoying the euphoria.

by MasterShit February 24, 2012

Post Superbowl Shits

The shits you get the morning after the superbowl when you've eaten too many hotwings and drank way too much beer.

Matt-My asshole feels like its on fire
Brian-Thats the post superbowl shits.

by Brazz January 11, 2009