A fictional secret
government agency allegedly responsible for transporting and securing the President after death until constitutional succession procedures are completed.
According to
internet lore, POST-
OP agents wear heart-print boxer shorts, a mail carrier shirt labeled "POST-
OP," and a drop-leg holster. Their primary vehicles include a
clapped-out black Prius with pink underglow and a bizarre upward-angled exhaust, an absurdly overpowered semi truck, and a turbocharged black forklift. All agency vehicles display yellow-on-black license plates reading POSTOPSS.
The agency'
s defining characteristic is that it appears so ridiculous that nobody believes it could possibly be real, which supporters claim is exactly how it maintains secrecy.
Example:
"Dude, I just saw a black Prius with pink underglow, a weird exhaust, and a POSTOPSS plate