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The chronic mental decay afflicting GTA Online players who think using the easiest, most overpowered toys in the game makes them skilled.
Symptoms include a deep reliance on anything that requires zero aim and even less brain activity — Oppressor Mk II missiles, tanks, the Kosatka missile station, and the orbital cannon (because apparently clicking one button from a submarine counts as “PvP”).
Players suffering from MK2 Brainrot will use any low-effort method to kill someone, then act like they’ve achieved a tactical masterclass. Studies show a significant portion of their frontal lobe — the part responsible for reasoning, humility, and basic human decency — has eroded entirely, likely replaced with Red Bull, ego, and white noise from the homing lock-on tone.
Symptoms include a deep reliance on anything that requires zero aim and even less brain activity — Oppressor Mk II missiles, tanks, the Kosatka missile station, and the orbital cannon (because apparently clicking one button from a submarine counts as “PvP”).
Players suffering from MK2 Brainrot will use any low-effort method to kill someone, then act like they’ve achieved a tactical masterclass. Studies show a significant portion of their frontal lobe — the part responsible for reasoning, humility, and basic human decency — has eroded entirely, likely replaced with Red Bull, ego, and white noise from the homing lock-on tone.
by racoo01 October 4, 2025
Get the Mk2 Brainrot mug.A two-wheeled traffic hazard wrapped in $400 worth of neon spandex who truly believes public roads are their personal Tour de France training ground. Usually spotted blocking the entire lane, preaching about “sharing the road” while sharing absolutely none of it.
They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.
And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.
Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!
They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.
And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.
Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!
by racoo01 October 24, 2025
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