Postophobe
My friend the postophobe has had a Facebook page for two years now and has never added one single comment or photo.
Postophobe by arrow229 August 4, 2016
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Postophobe • plutophobe • postphone • pantophobe • poopophobe • pornophobe • Postphoned • Potophobia • Potophobic • pussophobe
poopophobe
A person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.
Larry: Man, Jason, you don't look well.
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?
poopophobe by The ebonics linguist January 15, 2014
plutophobe
1st definition: A person who hates Pluto and/or other dwarf planets.
2nd definition: A person who does not allow Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to be planets.
3rd definition: A person who does excludes Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to astronomy education stuff.
2nd definition: A person who does not allow Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to be planets.
3rd definition: A person who does excludes Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to astronomy education stuff.
Some plutophobe from Internarional Astronomical Union: Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
Some Pluto Lover: Yes It is you plutophobe!
Some Pluto Lover: Yes It is you plutophobe!
plutophobe by AwesomeGRidgewell01 October 14, 2020
Potophobia
Potophobia by EliasC January 4, 2008
pornophobe
Bill - "Hey Fred, you heard of porn"
Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"
Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"
Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"
Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"
pornophobe by foggatdog April 20, 2014
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