Postophobe

Those people that have social media accounts but never post anything .

My friend the postophobe has had a Facebook page for two years now and has never added one single comment or photo.

by arrow229 August 4, 2016

postphone

A verb meaning "to put off a phone call until a later time."

I know you want to talk, but the plane's about to take off. We'll have to postphone.

by Snerko November 18, 2010

poopophobe

A person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.

Larry: Man, Jason, you don't look well.
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?

by The ebonics linguist January 15, 2014

plutophobe

1st definition: A person who hates Pluto and/or other dwarf planets.

2nd definition: A person who does not allow Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to be planets.

3rd definition: A person who does excludes Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to astronomy education stuff.

Some plutophobe from Internarional Astronomical Union: Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

Some Pluto Lover: Yes It is you plutophobe!

by AwesomeGRidgewell01 October 14, 2020

Potophobia

A fear of drinking alcohol

I would buy that chick a shot, but she straight up has potophobia!!

by EliasC January 4, 2008

Postphoned

A meeting or event that you're planning to attend but which is cancelled at the last minute by cellphone.

Broseph: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be meeting Jane for coffee now?"
Me: "Yeah, I was supposed to but she postphoned."

by sijafo June 27, 2010

pornophobe

a person that is scared of porn

Bill - "Hey Fred, you heard of porn"

Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"

Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"

by foggatdog April 20, 2014