n. Any of a series of correlative symptoms common to the morning after a superlative cocaine binge
Bill Wallace: Did Maurizio make it in today?
Dean Amsterdam: Nah... he shit the bed. Apparently a case of the 'Harlem Flu'
winking if ya know what I mean....
N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."
Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.
See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist
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Noun. A condition inherent to drivers of BMW automobiles, causing them to overtake the fast lane of any road, and often in a belligerent, arrogant, pushy and assholish manner.
The moment he sat behind the wheel of the E21, Davenport began to feel the onset of what several Behaviorists have dubbed 'beemer complex.'
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(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
(n.) a type of fart whose name is derived from its olfactory resemblance to thousand-year-old meat
Carmichael: Jesus. What happened in here??
Verabund: You know. Milner laid another one of his beafsteaks. They'll be fumigating this barn till next Easter, at best.
Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?
Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
