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Post-Op Top

That fire head you get after a medical procedure where your still flying high from any drugs they gave you to knock out.
I just got post-op top and I busted the mother of all nuts.
Post-Op Top by bean116 March 7, 2021

Post Op Transsexual 

The result of a sex change operation.
Him "Oh yeah, I bet you've fucked a man."
Tucker Max Getting obviously frustrated "How??"
Him "I have three words for you: Post Op Transsexual."
Post Op Transsexual by brux May 22, 2006

Post Op Security Service

A fictional secret government agency allegedly responsible for transporting and securing the President after death until constitutional succession procedures are completed.

According to internet lore, POST-OP agents wear heart-print boxer shorts, a mail carrier shirt labeled "POST-OP," and a drop-leg holster. Their primary vehicles include a clapped-out black Prius with pink underglow and a bizarre upward-angled exhaust, an absurdly overpowered semi truck, and a turbocharged black forklift. All agency vehicles display yellow-on-black license plates reading POSTOPSS.

The agency's defining characteristic is that it appears so ridiculous that nobody believes it could possibly be real, which supporters claim is exactly how it maintains secrecy.

Example:
"Dude, I just saw a black Prius with pink underglow, a weird exhaust, and a POSTOPSS plate
"the presidents dead! call the post op security service"

post-optimist 

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.

National post the opps day 

FUCK THE OPPS
Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

postopysinomity 

The study of the ass. The studies of a human or animals ass.
Hey phill works in postopysinomity.
postopysinomity by postopysinomity November 23, 2013