post-op
post-op by trannylover.<3 March 6, 2009
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Post-Op Top
That fire head you get after a medical procedure where your still flying high from any drugs they gave you to knock out.
Post-Op Top by bean116 March 7, 2021
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Post Op Transsexual
Him "Oh yeah, I bet you've fucked a man."
Tucker Max Getting obviously frustrated "How??"
Him "I have three words for you: Post Op Transsexual."
Tucker Max Getting obviously frustrated "How??"
Him "I have three words for you: Post Op Transsexual."
Post Op Transsexual by brux May 22, 2006
Post Op Security Service
A fictional secret government agency allegedly responsible for transporting and securing the President after death until constitutional succession procedures are completed.
According to internet lore, POST-OP agents wear heart-print boxer shorts, a mail carrier shirt labeled "POST-OP," and a drop-leg holster. Their primary vehicles include a clapped-out black Prius with pink underglow and a bizarre upward-angled exhaust, an absurdly overpowered semi truck, and a turbocharged black forklift. All agency vehicles display yellow-on-black license plates reading POSTOPSS.
The agency's defining characteristic is that it appears so ridiculous that nobody believes it could possibly be real, which supporters claim is exactly how it maintains secrecy.
Example:
"Dude, I just saw a black Prius with pink underglow, a weird exhaust, and a POSTOPSS plate
According to internet lore, POST-OP agents wear heart-print boxer shorts, a mail carrier shirt labeled "POST-OP," and a drop-leg holster. Their primary vehicles include a clapped-out black Prius with pink underglow and a bizarre upward-angled exhaust, an absurdly overpowered semi truck, and a turbocharged black forklift. All agency vehicles display yellow-on-black license plates reading POSTOPSS.
The agency's defining characteristic is that it appears so ridiculous that nobody believes it could possibly be real, which supporters claim is exactly how it maintains secrecy.
Example:
"Dude, I just saw a black Prius with pink underglow, a weird exhaust, and a POSTOPSS plate
Post Op Security Service by racoo01 June 23, 2026
post-optimist
(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
post-optimist by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013
postopysinomity
postopysinomity by postopysinomity November 23, 2013
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