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Post-Op Top

That fire head you get after a medical procedure where your still flying high from any drugs they gave you to knock out.
I just got post-op top and I busted the mother of all nuts.
Post-Op Top by bean116 March 7, 2021

Post Op Transsexual 

The result of a sex change operation.
Him "Oh yeah, I bet you've fucked a man."
Tucker Max Getting obviously frustrated "How??"
Him "I have three words for you: Post Op Transsexual."
Post Op Transsexual by brux May 22, 2006

Post Op Security Service

A fictional secret government agency allegedly responsible for transporting and securing the President after death until constitutional succession procedures are completed.

According to internet lore, POST-OP agents wear heart-print boxer shorts, a mail carrier shirt labeled "POST-OP," and a drop-leg holster. Their primary vehicles include a clapped-out black Prius with pink underglow and a bizarre upward-angled exhaust, an absurdly overpowered semi truck, and a turbocharged black forklift. All agency vehicles display yellow-on-black license plates reading POSTOPSS.

The agency's defining characteristic is that it appears so ridiculous that nobody believes it could possibly be real, which supporters claim is exactly how it maintains secrecy.

Example:
"Dude, I just saw a black Prius with pink underglow, a weird exhaust, and a POSTOPSS plate
"the presidents dead! call the post op security service"

post-optimist 

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.

National post the opps day 

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

postopysinomity 

The study of the ass. The studies of a human or animals ass.
Hey phill works in postopysinomity.
postopysinomity by postopysinomity November 23, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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