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post-sex by easybreezy February 22, 2015
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post-sex by easybreezy February 22, 2015
post-sex forkstream
when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
post-sex forkstream by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
Post-Sex Munchies
Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
Post-Sex Munchies by EMT-chick09 July 19, 2011
Post-Sex Revelation
Pertains only to the male species.
After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.
Post-Sex Revelation by Cowtoy August 15, 2012
Post sex syndrome (PSS)
The Good mood your in after crazy sex, and you don't realize that your annoying others because you wont stfu.
Post sex syndrome (PSS) by razors suck May 28, 2011
Post Sex-Generation
Similar to the The Sex-Generation, the post sex-generation is a generation born in the early to late nineties and grew up between the years of 2000 and 2012. Those who are born in the sex generation, have grown up in a culture where sex is viewed as a less intimidating and "hush-hush" topic. This generation would be considered much more open-minded than The Sex- Generation, towards topics of and relating to sex. The act of sex in the post sex-generation is also more openly discussed than in the previous generation.
Post Sex-Generation by kanyewasright January 20, 2011
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