POSILF

Piece of shit id like to fuck

Shes so dirty and sweaty i want to fuck her

by callum smith June 5, 2004

Posilf

A piece of shit I’d like To fuck, basically a hot ass mother who doesn’t have custody of her kid(s).

Jenny is a total posilf

by Noonecareswhatnynameis November 10, 2017

posiluv

'posi' as in positive; a word use among the hardcore/scene kids.
'luv' being a short form of love.

puting posi and luv together, is posiluv which means having a positive outlook on love and on life or having a positive like and vibe towards a certain type of music

friend 1 : you can tell she has very posiluv by the way shes with her boyfriend
friend 2 : she is always saying good things about relationships never bad
friend 1 : i wish i could be like that

by G#WT$WGredrw April 20, 2006

Absotively Posilutely

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010

posifuckinglutely

Variation of possilutely; Useful when the situation calls for something a bit more emphatic.

Speaker1: Does John Kerry suck ?
Speaker2: Posifuckinglutely !

by DCriddle November 2, 2004

Posifuckingtively

similar to Absofuckinglutely, this compound word expresses the desire to communicate the fact that the user is extremely confident in what they are saying.

Kevin: Are you sure you want to Ahabing tonight?

Tyler: Of couse I do.

Kevin: Are you sure dude?

Tyler: Posifuckingtively!

by Joey Teeter December 18, 2008

Absotively Posilutely

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

by DocRob11 July 11, 2010