POSILF 

Piece of shit id like to fuck

Shes so dirty and sweaty i want to fuck her

POSILF by callum smith June 5, 2004

Posilf 

A piece of shit I’d like To fuck, basically a hot ass mother who doesn’t have custody of her kid(s).

Jenny is a total posilf

Posilf by Noonecareswhatnynameis November 10, 2017

posiluv 

'posi' as in positive; a word use among the hardcore/scene kids.
'luv' being a short form of love.

puting posi and luv together, is posiluv which means having a positive outlook on love and on life or having a positive like and vibe towards a certain type of music

friend 1 : you can tell she has very posiluv by the way shes with her boyfriend
friend 2 : she is always saying good things about relationships never bad
friend 1 : i wish i could be like that

posiluv by G#WT$WGredrw April 20, 2006

Absotively Posilutely 

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010

posifuckinglutely 

Variation of possilutely; Useful when the situation calls for something a bit more emphatic.

Speaker1: Does John Kerry suck ?
Speaker2: Posifuckinglutely !

posifuckinglutely by DCriddle November 2, 2004

Posifuckingtively 

similar to Absofuckinglutely, this compound word expresses the desire to communicate the fact that the user is extremely confident in what they are saying.

Kevin: Are you sure you want to Ahabing tonight?

Tyler: Of couse I do.

Kevin: Are you sure dude?

Tyler: Posifuckingtively!

Posifuckingtively by Joey Teeter December 18, 2008

Absotively Posilutely 

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

Absotively Posilutely by DocRob11 July 11, 2010