Posify 

To pretend to care about what someone else is listening to on any online music website in order to appear cool or desireable because you want to have sex with them regardless of their horrible taste in music.

Becky to Sara : Antoine keeps sending me Insane clown Posse songs

Sara:you call those songs?

Becky- I hear you, but I'll posify as long as he doesn't play it when he's munching my carpet.

Posify by Sheazona Mission February 4, 2013

ponify 

To turn something into a character from the animated tv show, my little pony friendship is magic. Often used on fictional characters. E.g turning Mario into a pony. Usually rule 85 of the internet states: If something exists, there is a ponified version of it, no exceptions.

I'm going to ponify sonic the hedgehog!

ponify by A fellow brony February 3, 2014

posifuckinglutely 

Variation of possilutely; Useful when the situation calls for something a bit more emphatic.

Speaker1: Does John Kerry suck ?
Speaker2: Posifuckinglutely !

posifuckinglutely by DCriddle November 2, 2004

Posifuckingtively 

similar to Absofuckinglutely, this compound word expresses the desire to communicate the fact that the user is extremely confident in what they are saying.

Kevin: Are you sure you want to Ahabing tonight?

Tyler: Of couse I do.

Kevin: Are you sure dude?

Tyler: Posifuckingtively!

Posifuckingtively by Joey Teeter December 18, 2008

Poosify

The procedure in which a person of non-poosy standings gives the title of poosy to someone who deserves it.

Anyone can poosify someone else, so long as the persons actions have earned them the punishment to become a poosy.

It is generally an association that is not wanted.

Armank decided to poosify aaron hemmers for not fooking the girl and running away.

Poosify by rmatic August 28, 2006

Polify 

1. To fuck something up in a careless and stupid manner.

2. To render useless.

3. To waste, especially in terms of time & resources.

Chad managed to fry all the servers by turning off the A/C in the tech room for a week. The Polifier said he trying to "save money". It'll cost a hundred grand to replace them.

I appreciate you using a magnet to retrieve my thumbdrive from the heating vent, Zodi, but do you understand how that might Polify all the data on it?

I knew something was wrong, so I double-checked with the crew. Turns out Paul the Polack chose the wrong fuckin cement for those tiles, and the whole floor's completely Polified. We have to rip up the whole goddamn thing and do it over.

Polify by Miduch September 19, 2007

ponifying 

Turning a famous fictional character into a pony like those in My Little Pony.

The ponifying of Doctor Who into Doctor Hooves

ponifying by Radiopekin March 8, 2014