POSILF
Piece of shit id like to fuck
POSILF by callum smith June 5, 2004
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Posilf
A piece of shit I’d like To fuck, basically a hot ass mother who doesn’t have custody of her kid(s).
Posilf by Noonecareswhatnynameis November 10, 2017
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posiluv
'posi' as in positive; a word use among the hardcore/scene kids.
'luv' being a short form of love.
puting posi and luv together, is posiluv which means having a positive outlook on love and on life or having a positive like and vibe towards a certain type of music
'luv' being a short form of love.
puting posi and luv together, is posiluv which means having a positive outlook on love and on life or having a positive like and vibe towards a certain type of music
friend 1 : you can tell she has very posiluv by the way shes with her boyfriend
friend 2 : she is always saying good things about relationships never bad
friend 1 : i wish i could be like that
friend 2 : she is always saying good things about relationships never bad
friend 1 : i wish i could be like that
posiluv by G#WT$WGredrw April 20, 2006
Absotively Posilutely
A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.
Absotively Posilutely by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010
posifuckinglutely
posifuckinglutely by DCriddle November 2, 2004
Posifuckingtively
similar to Absofuckinglutely, this compound word expresses the desire to communicate the fact that the user is extremely confident in what they are saying.
Kevin: Are you sure you want to Ahabing tonight?
Tyler: Of couse I do.
Kevin: Are you sure dude?
Tyler: Posifuckingtively!
Tyler: Of couse I do.
Kevin: Are you sure dude?
Tyler: Posifuckingtively!
Posifuckingtively by Joey Teeter December 18, 2008
Absotively Posilutely
A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".
This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"
This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"
Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)
Absotively Posilutely by DocRob11 July 11, 2010
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