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(noun) A stunning creature of high intelligence that enjoys devouring stupid humans.
Haha, that Pory just ate your mom!
Pory by Meg April 10, 2003
Words you can keep
A story that is written poetically, or a poem that tells a story.
person 1: I read Hiawatha by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow this weekend, and man is it long!

person 2: Yeah that's one of the longest Porys I've read, though my favorite would have to be The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe
Pory by phone January 13, 2008
YouTuber and a Linux user. The name origin is Iranian/Persian. It means "one with beautiful face" but he hasn't showed his face yet. He dates Linus Torvalds like many other, hates windows users (uses shutdown /s in cmd). He is the owner of DashCruft Nation, cult of coders and shitposters. He loves JavaScript and Kanye West.
Sheesh, DashCruft a.k.a Porya uploaded a YouTube video on Linux.
Porya by NightMX November 22, 2021
Porymon is a noob who originates from pokemon vortex. Well know for scamming people and calling others scammers. Everyone hates Porymon on Pokemon Vortex as he acts like noob. Never trust Porymon.
The shopkeeper didn't return me the change he is such a porymon!
Porymon by Mystic007 September 26, 2019

electric soldier porygon 

The name of the episode of Pokemon in Japan that caused people to get seizures.
Electric Soldier Porygon's part that caused seizures was the flashing lights.
electric soldier porygon by Alexi September 3, 2003

Porygon2 

The 2nd evolution of porygon, better than the first and the last form
Man, at least porygon2 isn't causing seizures
Porygon2 by FuckYouPorygon March 1, 2018

Porygon-Z 

A totally cool Pokemon that nobody loves, because it was blamed for all of those flashing lights, which were caused by Pikachu.
Person 1: What's that one floating Pokemon, it's red and blue, and it has yellow-orange eyes?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Porygon-Z? It's a cool Normal type!
Person 1: Really?! Cool!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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