portera 

Portera: the act of of getting mistreated, ignored, or left behind.
Also used for the term loser, horrible FF/paramedic, no muscle tone.

Dude I can't believe you just Portera that guy like that.
Man did you see how small that guys arms are, he is such a Portera.

portera by The real OG FF November 8, 2018

Grant Portera 

Like to have sex with molly ball and like to lick Jordan Pruitt ass hole

Grant Portera kisses little kids

Grant Portera by Fatcuntslove dick August 21, 2020

grant portera 

a name for a form of attack helicopter used back in early 20th century back during WWII against the nazis along with adolph hitler.

dude did you just see that grant portera land on that helipad over there.

yeah dude that things insane my great grandpa said when he was in the air force he used to fly a grant portera

grant portera by lordfuckass September 14, 2020

Porter Bypass

An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga

Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.

Porter Bypass by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009

Portrait of Markov 

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

Portrait of Markov by Somebody that likes money June 5, 2018

Austin Porter 

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑

HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!

Austin Porter by droptopyellow October 31, 2018

Eli Porter 

One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.

"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter

Eli Porter by Eli's #1 Fan April 15, 2008