Portio

The combination of a kick-ass porch and a relaxing patio where shenanigans happen.

So we were chillin' on the portio, when all of a sudden a raccoon jumped on my friends head and stole his Bell's Two Hearted!

by Snickers1990 February 12, 2015

Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person

I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library

by lunchcrush June 18, 2016

Portia

A beautiful woman inside and out. Very intelligent, creative and funny. Has a natural eye for detail and asthetics. An awesome person to have in your corner. If your lucky to have her grace your presence, you will always want to be in her company. Portia always keeps it real whether you want to hear it or not. She can read right through a person. She is very supportive and uplifting to anyone. She can make an ant feel like a giant. Nice to everyone but if she seems mean to you, it's probably because she will not massage your ego. Does not tolerate fake people by any means. Portia is definitely a goddess to treasure.

1. Wow, this precious jewel just dropped down from heaven, it must be Portia.

2. Ask Portia, she will get it straight.

3. I wish I had a friend named Portia.

by Architect9 October 27, 2018

portlords

Portlords a well known playstation “internet thug”, began his rise early 2013 on the playstation 3 platform. His most successful attacks include credit card fraud, terrorism, crypto-currency Theft, identity fraud & much more, he began to get popular on the well known game by treyarch “ bo2” also known as black Ops 2 early 2016. “When you know you can do whatever you want to whoever you want theirs not much anybody can really say” said portlords in an interview with securityaffairs .co/ , days before disappearing in 2017, rumors suggest “port” was raided Days after the interview over his part in apparent swattings across the playstation 3 platform.

Wow man did you see portlords the other day? I can’t believe he’s back online

by GovernmentFiles September 4, 2021

Portia

Portia is sweet and caring, she loves her friends and family. When she has a boyfriend she is down for them 110%. Anyone would be lucky to have a Portia in their lives! A down to earth type of girl who can be cheeky when she wants to be, but serious when she needs to be. You can trust her with your life and she is always willing to listen. Boys... if you’ve got a Portia never let her go, she will be the best thing that ever happens to you! There will always be something about her that will make you think of her! Once you hurt Portia she will only give second chances if she’s really loves you, and if she’s does you truly are so lucky!! Keep Portia nearby and never let her go!

Portia is someone you never want to loose

by ohthatgurl007 August 8, 2017

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021