Portio
So we were chillin' on the portio, when all of a sudden a raccoon jumped on my friends head and stole his Bell's Two Hearted!
Portio by Snickers1990 February 12, 2015
Words you can keep
Portobello belt
Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020
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portogruaro book sauce
The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person
portogruaro book sauce by lunchcrush June 18, 2016
Portia
A beautiful woman inside and out. Very intelligent, creative and funny. Has a natural eye for detail and asthetics. An awesome person to have in your corner. If your lucky to have her grace your presence, you will always want to be in her company. Portia always keeps it real whether you want to hear it or not. She can read right through a person. She is very supportive and uplifting to anyone. She can make an ant feel like a giant. Nice to everyone but if she seems mean to you, it's probably because she will not massage your ego. Does not tolerate fake people by any means. Portia is definitely a goddess to treasure.
1. Wow, this precious jewel just dropped down from heaven, it must be Portia.
2. Ask Portia, she will get it straight.
3. I wish I had a friend named Portia.
2. Ask Portia, she will get it straight.
3. I wish I had a friend named Portia.
Portia by Architect9 October 27, 2018
portlords
Portlords a well known playstation “internet thug”, began his rise early 2013 on the playstation 3 platform. His most successful attacks include credit card fraud, terrorism, crypto-currency Theft, identity fraud & much more, he began to get popular on the well known game by treyarch “ bo2” also known as black Ops 2 early 2016. “When you know you can do whatever you want to whoever you want theirs not much anybody can really say” said portlords in an interview with securityaffairs .co/ , days before disappearing in 2017, rumors suggest “port” was raided Days after the interview over his part in apparent swattings across the playstation 3 platform.
portlords by GovernmentFiles September 4, 2021
Portia
Portia is sweet and caring, she loves her friends and family. When she has a boyfriend she is down for them 110%. Anyone would be lucky to have a Portia in their lives! A down to earth type of girl who can be cheeky when she wants to be, but serious when she needs to be. You can trust her with your life and she is always willing to listen. Boys... if you’ve got a Portia never let her go, she will be the best thing that ever happens to you! There will always be something about her that will make you think of her! Once you hurt Portia she will only give second chances if she’s really loves you, and if she’s does you truly are so lucky!! Keep Portia nearby and never let her go!
Portia by ohthatgurl007 August 8, 2017
Spaff Portion
A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
Spaff Portion by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!