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Portal 2

The best, best, BEST game that has ever even existed in this lifetime!
Person 1: "What do you think is the best game ever?"
Person 2: "Portal 2 of course!!"
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Portal 2

The second game in the Portal series set to release in February 9, 2011 by game company Valve.
Guy 1: Man, I can't wait til Halo Reach comes out. I'm going to play it for years!

Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.
by Nintendeon August 25, 2010
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person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game

person 2: just play portal 2
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wheatley portal 2

!!contains spoilers for portal 2!!

goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.

Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a “moron” and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
“Don’t panic! All they said was prepare.”

While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.

Example 2
“Look at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.”
Then continues to say
“Tiny little Wheatley..did THIS!”
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isn’t a moron. Kind of.

Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasn’t all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.

Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.

Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.
Axle: Do you guys know wheatley?
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!
by kylo!! November 27, 2022
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Postal 2

Person 1 - "Have you played Postal 2"
Person 2 - "NO"
Person 1 -"Fucking Drink Anti-Freeze"
by Dankus Memeus420 March 24, 2018
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Postal 2

The greatest computer game ever created. The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency. The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece.

Postal 2 is a Davo's favorite game.
Luis: Are you playing Postal 2: Share the Pain again? Get a life!
Davo: Go to hell, Mexican! This is my favorite game!
by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005
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a fun game where you get to kill people, you can piss on things to, basically violent, perverted, and racist. i love it!
there is a cheat in postal 2 where you can turn citizens into osama.
by BuG January 1, 2004
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