Port Richey

A city slightly north of the Tourist Attraction Clearwater, in Florida, Port Richey is filled with the sewage run off of people that couldn't quite make it. Though not all citizens of Port Richey are helpless drug addled losers with nothing going on, they account for more than half of the population. Port Richey is a wonderful wasteland, where the majority of arrests go to Walmart Thefts, and the second highest goes to Narcotics Possession. Where there are more hotels for the exchange of paid sex than there are actual hotels, Port Richey should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: Hey man, did you hear that Port Richey is getting a Pro Team?
Scott: No way, what's their name gonna be?
Dave: The Port Richey Pillheads

Scott: Hey man, you know where I can trade some of these Vicodins for Sexual Favors?
Dave: Dude, just head up Highway 19 until the Sun stops shining, then find a hotel that looks abandoned.

Port Richey by Tilyth July 15, 2016

port richey punch 

"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.

Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."
Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.

port richey punch by rachel raye January 19, 2008

new port richey 

A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.

New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!

new port richey by hayw00d February 16, 2005

New Port Richey 

New Port Richey is a suburban city in Florida, north of Tampa and south of Orlando. It holds the world record for more elderly people per square mile than any other city in the United States, most of which are from New York state. For one to live there is like dancing to no music.

We were looking for a nice place to live, but instead we found New Port Richey.

New Port Richey by Rachel Hastings December 30, 2003

New Port Richey 

Birthplace of Nathan Explosion, the lead singer for the fictional death metal band Dethklok.

it sucks in New Port Richey

New Port Richey by Jenny S. October 16, 2008

New Port Richey 

City on the West Gulf Coast full of retirees, crackheads, and weirdos. New Port Richey is full of hillbillies and dirty shacks. People don't mow their lawns, rednecks everywhere, high housing prices, and no jobs. This is home to some of the worst drivers in the world. Also known as "New Port Nasty" and "New Port Nowhere." This place is full of scrub hillbillies.

New Port Richey is full of hillbillies, white-trash, gangster wannabees, no decent paying jobs, and kids with no education who can't read.

New Port Richey by Ken Burr September 30, 2006

new port richey 

New Port Richey is a boring place where the only thing to do is to be bored and drive your crappy car around. There is only one rich family, the Mitchell's, in the whole place and the High School, J.W. Mitchell HS is named after them. The nick name we gave it is New Port Nowhere.

me: i'm bored...lets go and find something to do.

friend: damn it i forgot that i lived in New Port Nowhere.

new port richey by fsutromboner October 18, 2004