1 definition by fsutromboner
New Port Richey is a boring place where the only thing to do is to be bored and drive your crappy car around. There is only one rich family, the Mitchell's, in the whole place and the High School, J.W. Mitchell HS is named after them. The nick name we gave it is New Port Nowhere.
me: i'm bored...lets go and find something to do.
friend: damn it i forgot that i lived in New Port Nowhere.
friend: damn it i forgot that i lived in New Port Nowhere.
by fsutromboner October 18, 2004