Porpie

A plump creature with a firm and spherical shape, typically resulting from an overwhelming lack of physical activity and overindulgence in tasty snacks.

Wow! Look at that porpie! It's so firm and spherical! It must really love overindulging in tasty snacks!

Porpie by Thwompin' Squad February 24, 2024

Making Poopies 

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

Loose Poopie

Synonymous with diareara. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant. Plural: Loose Poopies

I've gotta stop eating those damn peppers before I bonk my babe. Tried to slip out a silent one during the hot action and out came some loose poopies. She was pissed but laughed anyway. Made me sleep on the couch.

Loose Poopie by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

Loud Poopie 

Synonymous with FART. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant.

Hey, I just cut a loud poopie. It rattled the windows. At least a 5 on the Richter scale.

Loud Poopie by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Poopie 

A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit

person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.

Poopie by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

poopie nuts 

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

poopie nuts by The one who smiles December 29, 2007