Porno Baby 

An infant or young child with an unusually large penis.

"Hey, look at the penis on that kid, Larry!"

"Yea", said Richard, "what is he, some kind of porno baby?"

Porno Baby by C Noah May 14, 2008

Baby Porno 

the best thing to ever exist, a baby sexing with another one.

Minker: Name something better than god
Monker: Baby Porno.

Baby Porno by sunodim February 19, 2025

porn baby 

When a porn star's birth control technique of choice (condom, pill, pull-out, etc) fails, and the female porn star becomes pregnant. A porn baby is the result of a pornographic "accident."

When {insert female porn star} forgot to take the pill before she shot the creampie scene, and 9 months later she had herself a porn baby.

porn baby by JakethemotherfuckingSNAKE September 30, 2006

Gay porn baby 

When a homosexual male who is an only child has a father who wants a grandson, so the homosexual male must donate his sperm to a female surrogate - by method of gay porn masturbation, in order to extend the bloodline.

Chris is literally such a p**sy… he must be a gay porn baby.

Gay porn baby by Tay’s.cock October 31, 2023

porn baby 

when a man jerks off to porn into a piece of clothing and a woman wears it before it is washed thus the semen (or man juice) seeps into the womans vagina (or puge) getting her pregnant and makes a porn baby.

Guy 1-"How did she get pregnant?"
Guy 2-"Yea you never had sex."
Guy 3-"It was a porn baby"

porn baby by rampageplaya98 April 5, 2008

Baby fart porn

Baby fart porn

Baby fart porn

Baby fart porn by Monkeyfartballs February 17, 2022

pornbaby 

(Noun) 1) a child born of the result of a condom breaking on set (like while filming, like between two actors who didn't really know each other, like why didn't she just get an abortion?), 2) someone who is completely worthless and knows it but tries anyway, 3) an emotional bully who preys on easy targets to avoid becoming prey itself, typically because neither parent wanted anything to do with it, and it's very existence defies all logic, 4) the next item in a series of a random list with a common theme, much like this next porn baby: 5) the time in seconds after taking a shit that it takes for a dingleberry to finally drop of its own free will.

For example:

good lord just STFU you fukken pornbaby nobody cares what you have to say

this porn baby's been going on 6 seconds and it's still arguing.

this porn baby's growing a stinktooth

pornbaby by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 14, 2021