pornposing 

to pornpose: the act of delaying one's business by watching porn movies.

- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.

*fetish site for paper lovers

pornposing by lessloud June 14, 2010

Porncoying 

when you are surfing for porn, you open a different page and quickly switch tabs when someone comes in.

Man1: Dude, i was watching some lesbians when my wife came in, so i resumed porncoying

Man2: Good job, you learn fast!

Porncoying by Pron's Reasoning February 4, 2010

proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

proposing by Benchamin February 4, 2014

Promposing 

Most often done around spring time, it is the act of asking someone to go to the prom with you.

It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.

Jack: Hey are you and Liz going to the prom next month?

Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.

Promposing by Jnac May 9, 2011

pornping 

An adult-material induced high-latency situation, usually involving an over-used shared ADSL connection in student accomodation.

OMG, pornping! I r go stop0r the pr0n downloads!

pornping by Adam Armstrong April 28, 2005

porpoising walrus 

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

porpoising walrus by jedyca January 29, 2009

Proposing

a bathroom stall blow job

overheard conversation in sleazy bar bathroom: Look, he's proposing!

Proposing by xglaukopisx June 29, 2019