- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
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- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.
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A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!
Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!
by Benchamin February 4, 2014
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It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.
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Jack: Hey are you and Liz going to the prom next month?
Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.
Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.
by Jnac May 9, 2011
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by Adam Armstrong April 28, 2005
Get the pornping mug.The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009
Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."
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Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."
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