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pornposing

to pornpose: the act of delaying one's business by watching porn movies.
- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.

*fetish site for paper lovers
by lessloud June 14, 2010
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Porncoying

when you are surfing for porn, you open a different page and quickly switch tabs when someone comes in.
Man1: Dude, i was watching some lesbians when my wife came in, so i resumed porncoying

Man2: Good job, you learn fast!
by Pron's Reasoning February 4, 2010
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proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!
Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!
by Benchamin February 4, 2014
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Promposing

Most often done around spring time, it is the act of asking someone to go to the prom with you.

It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.
Jack: Hey are you and Liz going to the prom next month?

Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.
by Jnac May 9, 2011
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pornping

An adult-material induced high-latency situation, usually involving an over-used shared ADSL connection in student accomodation.
OMG, pornping! I r go stop0r the pr0n downloads!
by Adam Armstrong April 28, 2005
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porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)
The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!
by jedyca January 29, 2009
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Proposing

overheard conversation in sleazy bar bathroom: Look, he's proposing!
by xglaukopisx June 29, 2019
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