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phallo photo portaphilia 

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.
"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

Pokephile 

People who are sexually and/or emotionally attracted to Pokemon on an intimate level. They may be straight, homo or bisexual, and also may or may not be attracted to normal animals as well.
Someone who loves their Pokemon on an intimate level. We may be Pokephiles, but you have no right to judge us.
Pokephile by Treeterra October 1, 2008

Portalphile 

Sexual feelings directed towards the popular youtuber Portal Slayer
I'll be honest guys, I'm a portalphile
Portalphile by reefreefreefreef February 19, 2023

pornophile 

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

Purkapile 

A gang bang, usually occuring in a cornfield.
Lets get a few co-workers and have a Purkapile.
Purkapile by Retarf August 31, 2013

phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket
I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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