2 definitions by dylan landay

mounty

The mounty is a sexual position where the female is covered in maple syrup and has antlers on. Meanwhile the man if fucking her from behind while singing the Oh Canada.

I fucked your mom mounty style your when you were conceived...bitch.

by dylan landay June 10, 2008

pornhuber

A person addicted to pornhub.com who denies his or her addiction to porn. To apply to this word you must use pornhub.com at least 7 times a week.

Shuster is such a pornhuber, We need to have an intervention before it ruins his life.

by dylan landay April 24, 2008