Smut chuck

Guys who base their whole knowledge and approach to women based on their obsessive porn habit.
What are you some kinda smut chuck think every girls dream is to see you naked....
by Coolcandle January 27, 2016
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Polished Piece of Shit

A piece shit type who looks the part of a person who has there shit together but they are soulless and completely corrupt.
I thought he was so hot... I had all these false ideas of him. Once I meet him in person his online and media persona was so opposite to what I found... underneath his cool quite facade was calculating fuckboy... basically a polished piece of shit.
by Coolcandle September 12, 2019
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White Noise

The use of false narratives in the media to distract the planetary collective at large, specifically towards focusing on false details of a story that otherwise is or might be true.
I get the sense that there is still a lot of white noise around the events that occurred on 911... Welcome to United States of Amnesia.😒
by Coolcandle September 12, 2019
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Hater

A HATER is specific type of jealousy person.

Jealousy is an emotion that must people don’t openly admit to unless it’s in reference to a romantic relationship; one that a lover is in or wants to be in.

A hater’s form of jealousy is an immediate emotional trigger to an otherwise concealed insecurity... the person who cause this trigger is the object of the haters hate.

The emotional complexity that this type of jealousy causes is due to fact that the trigger hasn’t usually done anything other than shown up.

Or in the ironic case of 6M Africans who where transported via the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade by white colonizer who capitalize on the strengths of their triggers... lol. SLAVE-HOLDERS JEALOUSY was systemically translated into an institutionalized mechanism that whites still use to subjugate an block Africans natural beauty and abilities. Slave-Holders and their descendants still propagate a negative narrative about the traits they said they hated and felt were ugly & stupid but deep down wanted all along.
If African Americans realize that the cause of the racism they experience was institutionalized Hater jealousy they would gain a better grip on how to eliminate it from their lives.
by Coolcandle August 25, 2019
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Spankbank

Is the mental image bank that thirsty men store as a visual stimuli to later pleasure themselves. However much of these images are gather in creepy inappropriate behavior such as getting to close, putting their crotch right in front of an unsuspecting girl’s face and or groping her during otherwise casual interaction like at work.
My ex roommate, would make small talk w/ me just before he took his shower. I didn’t realize he was filling his spankbank so he could go jerk off until a year later.
by Coolcandle August 25, 2019
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Moonwalking

Talking to yourself in public like no one else is around.
I be straight moonwalking when I get too high.
by Coolcandle January 27, 2016
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Hair Flipper

White and Mexicans girls who flip or start finger combing their long hair at you because your cute and they’re feeling really insecure at the moment.
Why you insecure Ms. Hair Flipper all those stories you were told about how beautiful you are don’t seem to add up at the moment... do they huh! Haha!!!
by Coolcandle August 24, 2019
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