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PornMonkie

Men chronically obsessed with watching porn everyday, who have lost a grip on relating to a woman other than as product to consume.
Hey pornmonkie you wanna staring at my tits while you pretend to talk about something interesting!
by Coolcandle August 24, 2019
mugGet the PornMonkiemug.

Hater

A HATER is specific type of jealousy person.

Jealousy is an emotion that must people don’t openly admit to unless it’s in reference to a romantic relationship; one that a lover is in or wants to be in.

A hater’s form of jealousy is an immediate emotional trigger to an otherwise concealed insecurity... the person who cause this trigger is the object of the haters hate.

The emotional complexity that this type of jealousy causes is due to fact that the trigger hasn’t usually done anything other than shown up.

Or in the ironic case of 6M Africans who where transported via the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade by white colonizer who capitalize on the strengths of their triggers... lol. SLAVE-HOLDERS JEALOUSY was systemically translated into an institutionalized mechanism that whites still use to subjugate an block Africans natural beauty and abilities. Slave-Holders and their descendants still propagate a negative narrative about the traits they said they hated and felt were ugly & stupid but deep down wanted all along.
If African Americans realize that the cause of the racism they experience was institutionalized Hater jealousy they would gain a better grip on how to eliminate it from their lives.
by Coolcandle August 25, 2019
mugGet the Hatermug.

Smut chuck

Guys who base their whole knowledge and approach to women based on their obsessive porn habit.
What are you some kinda smut chuck think every girls dream is to see you naked....
by Coolcandle January 27, 2016
mugGet the Smut chuckmug.

Nigger Lover

When self hating bigots, who are not Black, talk shit about Black people, their body, talents & natural gifts because deep down they wish they had those same traits .
Self Hating Bigot: Hey Nigger!!

Me: Nigger Lover ... You know you want that Big Black Dick in your mouth!!! Haha!
by Coolcandle August 24, 2019
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Polished Piece of Shit

A piece shit type who looks the part of a person who has there shit together but they are soulless and completely corrupt.
I thought he was so hot... I had all these false ideas of him. Once I meet him in person his online and media persona was so opposite to what I found... underneath his cool quite facade was calculating fuckboy... basically a polished piece of shit.
by Coolcandle September 12, 2019
mugGet the Polished Piece of Shitmug.

Spankbank

Is the mental image bank that thirsty men store as a visual stimuli to later pleasure themselves. However much of these images are gather in creepy inappropriate behavior such as getting to close, putting their crotch right in front of an unsuspecting girl’s face and or groping her during otherwise casual interaction like at work.
My ex roommate, would make small talk w/ me just before he took his shower. I didn’t realize he was filling his spankbank so he could go jerk off until a year later.
by Coolcandle August 25, 2019
mugGet the Spankbankmug.

Moonwalking

Talking to yourself in public like no one else is around.
I be straight moonwalking when I get too high.
by Coolcandle January 27, 2016
mugGet the Moonwalkingmug.

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