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Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.
1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.
Porn hands by ft555555 March 14, 2014

Porn hands

1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.

2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.
Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.
Porn hands by 11001001 June 30, 2005

porn star hands 

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.
damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

Second hand porn 

Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.
Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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