porn hands

A woman with small hands. Women with small hands are ideal in pornographic images and videos because their daintiness make the man's penis appear larger.

Did you see that girl in Titty Titty Gang Bang? Her porn hands really complimented all 12 cocks around her.

porn hands by pedobeaver March 6, 2011

Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.

1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.

Porn hands by ft555555 March 14, 2014

Porn hands

1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.

2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.

Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.

Porn hands by 11001001 June 30, 2005

porn star hands 

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.

damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

porn star hands by optionaljoystick January 10, 2012

Second hand porn 

Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"

Second hand porn by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

left-hand porn

(noun) A category of adult media that strays far enough from the viewer's established norms that continued use of the dominant hand would feel like an endorsement. Unwilling to stop, yet equally unwilling to be fully implicated, the viewer transfers operations to the non-dominant hand, achieving what researchers call "plausible deniability from oneself."

The practice rests on the widely held and entirely unexamined belief that the right hand is the hand of record: it signs mortgages and shakes your father-in-law's hand, and must be kept out of this. The left hand has no reputation to protect and has seen worse.

The defining feature is the moment of conscious transfer, typically accompanied by a brief pause, a glance at the door, and the thought "okay, but just this once."

Usage notes: For left-handed individuals the term is inverted. The ambidextrous operate without any moral framework whatsoever and should not be trusted.

Generalized usage: The "porn" may be dropped and the term applied to any event, decision, or behavior a few steps past normal, something you witnessed or took part in but would prefer not to have on your permanent record. Functions as an adjective: "left-hand."

"What'd you end up watching last night?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Bro."
"It was left-hand porn, all right? The right hand can never know."

"Did you see Kevin put ranch on his pancakes?"
"Damn, man, that was some left-hand shit."

See also: incognito mode, clearing your history twice, staring at the ceiling afterward

left-hand porn by DrJaySon September 18, 2026

left-hand porn

(noun) A category of adult media that strays far enough from the viewer's established norms that continued use of the dominant hand would feel like an endorsement. Unwilling to stop, yet equally unwilling to be fully implicated, the viewer transfers operations to the non-dominant hand, achieving what researchers call "plausible deniability from oneself."

The practice rests on the widely held and entirely unexamined belief that the right hand is the hand of record: it signs mortgages and shakes your father-in-law's hand, and must be kept out of this. The left hand has no reputation to protect and has seen worse.

The defining feature is the moment of conscious transfer, typically accompanied by a brief pause, a glance at the door, and the thought "okay, but just this once."

Usage notes: For left-handed individuals the term is inverted. The ambidextrous operate without any moral framework whatsoever and should not be trusted.

Generalized usage: The "porn" may be dropped and the term applied to any event, decision, or behavior a few steps past normal, something you witnessed or took part in but would prefer not to have on your permanent record. Functions as an adjective: "left-hand."

Examples:

"What'd you end up watching last night?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Bro."
"It was left-hand porn, all right? The right hand can never know."

"Did you see Kevin put ranch on his pancakes?"
"Damn, man, that was some left-hand shit."

See also: incognito mode, clearing your history twice, staring at the ceiling afterward

left-hand porn by DrJaySon September 18, 2026