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Straight John Porkin’ it 

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

Porking it 

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .
Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"
Porking it by furrywall June 17, 2011

Perkin It 

Popularized by The BIG A.K., “Perkin It” can be used is various situations to express displeasure in one’s actions
The BIG AK - “Yo B stop perkin it”
Person 2 - “What the hell is perkin it”
The BIG AK - “…….”
Person 2 - “…….”
The BIG AK - “Word to folk n fam B pipe down”
Perkin It by baba goura May 9, 2024

Pokin till it's broken 

When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.
Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."

Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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