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A girl's period so thick and somehow chunky it has the consistency of porridge.
She didn't mention it was that time of the month so when i went to give her dat australian kiss i got a mouthful of steamy porid. I was grossed out at first, but I actually quite liked it! I now steal her tampons out of the trash every month and chew on them like a stick of gum.
Porid by Jo Alejandro September 18, 2019
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porridge baby 

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.
Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.
porridge baby by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023
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A girl that will dig herself into your heart no matter how closed off your are. She's caring, amazing, beautiful, and is very passionate. She's sensitive, and all you want is to take care of her. She's very lovable and makes everyone happy.
Me: I think I love Paridhi
Friend: She's paridhi cool!
Me: fuck off
Paridhi by griffinco July 8, 2015

Porndollwhore 

A female which have reached the level of 0% selfworth and 100% selfhumiliation. Any dodgy pornmakers dream, the porndollwhore subjects herself to any deviant humiliation in an endless journey to nowhere.
Lost souls ending up in the controlling hands of antisocial boyfriends, porn producers and other deviant waste of modern living, is a Porndollwhore
Porndollwhore by Twin_Peaks April 12, 2012
directory or catalog of a list of the best adult sites on the web. Also a dictionary of porn terms.
Search on porndc for niche adult websites.
porndc by pornstar221 September 10, 2021
1: A green semi-precious gemstone.

2: A character from Steven Universe, an animated television series on Cartoon Network. She has a green peridot stone embedded in her forehead, green skin, and yellow hair suspiciously similar to a Frito Lay chip. She was orginally evil and intent on using a bio weapon of sorts to explode the Earth, but eventually was converted to the Crystal Gems. She still retains her stubborn, egotistical and annoying personality, as well as her love of calling everyone else a "clod."
1: Wait, is this a Peridot or an Emerald?

2: Peridot really needs to stop calling everyone a clod.
Peridot by YutyrannusRex September 6, 2016

stir the porridge 

When a girl is having sex with more than one male at the same time and the first guy has blown his load inside her, and now it is your turn. As you go at it, you will 'stir the porridge' and be mixing the first guys cum with yours or however many have been before you.
Fellow, you all have had your turn, it is my turn now to stir the porridge
stir the porridge by Dougie1 December 29, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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