Porpussy

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This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!

"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"

Porpussy by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019

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Porpuss

It’s a word

I have no porpuss in life.

Porpuss by Gagshshshsu January 15, 2019

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PooPussy

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.

Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy

PooPussy by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011

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purpussy

the purpose of the female genitalia

“wow man, the purpussy is so vast”

purpussy by lickmyballs1 November 8, 2021

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Popussy

When your homeboy elaborately schemes in order for you to ask them to give up some butt.

Ayo would you rather smash such and such or get some popussy.

Popussy by Shilo443 April 10, 2023

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Potpussy

The area below the belt on a over weight female that hangs down and obscures the vagina. Also known as a gunt or front butt.

Dear God, that fat girl's potpussy keeps jiggling long after she stops moving.

Potpussy by The Zane May 10, 2010

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Poopussy

An anus that has been sodomized so often that it looks like a pussy. Can be found on any craigslist post where a homosexual is showing his nude guteal muscles.

Poo- from Latin puppa
Pussy- from Low German Puus-katte, Puus-man.

Girl 1:Tempest anus has been fucked so many times you can't tell it from her vigana.

Girl 2: Oh my God I know. I was at the gym the other day and when she bent over to get the soup somebody yelled, "Poopussy alert!" I wanted to laugh so fucking bad.

Poopussy by Aaron1 Feririi January 26, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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