pappsterbation

A name given to those who don't quite " do it" fully, but give it a half a try.

Pappsterbation will be the end of civilization as we know it!

Brandon was up pappsterbating all night.

They must be pappsterbating in the utility room.

pappsterbation by shad22 October 14, 2007

appsterbation 

The act of playing with an App on an iPhone or iPad and getting excited by the experience.

Those iPhone fans are having a group appsterbation session.

appsterbation by Dictionary1234567890 September 29, 2010

poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

poopsterbation by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011

Popsterbation 

The act of one sitting on a toilet and masturbating con-currently

Popsterbation is amazing

Popsterbation by Alex sb May 12, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022