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Popehat's Law of Goats 

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.
He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.
Popehat's Law of Goats by JamesR86 January 20, 2020
A wide collection of pointy "hats" worn by the pontiff himself. The collection ranges from Star Wars pope hats to Oprah Pope Hats. He wears any pope hat on a given day depending on his mood.
"Dude, is that Geraldo Rivera Pope Hat fucking sweet?"!
pope hat by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Popecation 

1. When the Pope takes a vacation.
2. When the Pope's visit to a city encourages working from home and, or taking time off.
1. For the third year in a row, Francis has declined to take a Popecation to his house above Lake Albano. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI is on a permanent Popecation.
2. Popecation 2015 has blessed me with the ability to turn work time into beer time.
Popecation by Gr0dan November 4, 2015
Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.
Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!
pope hat by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017