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paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
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Paparazzed 

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.
I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.
Paparazzed by Mellowiz September 5, 2007
Popare, or poppare, is a person who listens to the music genre "pop" and dresses in a certain fashion. The style can be seen in Sweden. Like other styles, there are some sub genres, like "glitter popare" "Panda popare" (also called BDpopare, after the band "Broder Daniel") and "Håkan popare". A popare listens to pop, especially indie pop, bands like Broder Daniel, Kent, Håkan Hellström, Almedal, Timo Räisänen, Laakso, Markus Krunegård, The Cure, Florence Valentin, Mando Diao, Nordpolen, Morrissey, Kristian Anttila, Franz Ferdinand, Detektivbyrån, and Bob Hund.
Glitter popare: Dresses in cute childish clothes, much colours, can be compared to the japanese style "decora", but not as extreme.
Panda popare: Henrik Berggren = God. Panda hair, dresses almost only in black and white, ties, and a lot of eyeliner.
Håkan Popare: Often dresses in striped shirts, shorts, hats and suspenders.
"Did I just see an emo from the 60's?
"No, you just saw a popare."

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popare by Pandipanda May 8, 2010

paparazzle 

Who gives a rat's poop chute if the Paparazzle get a few thousand photos of her
paparazzle by Paparazzle October 15, 2010

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...
A Maori word meaning poor.

Generally used by Maoris when calling out one or some of their mates for constantly borrowing/asking for stuff and never giving it back, or acting as if they're poor.

So it can be used for a person who'd rather use or "borrow" (but not give back) stuff they are lent, instead of buying their own things.

Pretty much a moocher.
person 1: Oi bro, can I borrow a pen?
person 2: Nah man, that's like the 3rd pen I've given you this week! Stop being a pohara and buy your own.

person 1: Bro, can I have a chip
person 2: Yeah I guess
person 1: (takes half the pack)
person 2:F**k you're such a pohara, I didn't mean take all of them!
pohara by Roro T August 21, 2013