Pootzoo

Is a funny way of saying cock.

Can be said, "pooootzoooo" or just "pootzoo"

Ex. That man has a large pootzoo.

"pootzoo toucher": meaning they like to touch cocks.

by Pootzoolover October 8, 2010

Pootooth

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time

"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"

by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009

pootpoot

1. A loved one who farts excessively.

2. An "endearing" term used by anal obsessive couples.

3. A cute butthole.

1. "Michael's such a pootpoot. I can smell his toots from fifteen miles away!"

2. "Awwh, my wittle pootpoot, I'm sorreh your poor baby booty hurts."

3. "Dayumm Chelsea! Ya sure do gotta nice pootpoot from back here!"

by glttr February 21, 2011

Pootooth

The device used to talk with people, via Bluetooth, while you are taking a poo.

Rodney: You should've seen Lulu last night, she was drunk and still beating everyone at pool.

Charles: For real? That's crazy. Ey, hold up, lemme put you on Pootooth real quick. I gotta take a dump.

by iPoopOnCake March 13, 2010

pootpoot

1. a person who can quack like a duck, yet pick up chicks, or as they like to call it, "chix".

2. someone who owns an AudiTT.

Dood! Pootpoot totally scored chix in his audi TT!

by occult January 18, 2005

pootootle

when a poodle toots. also you lost the game

man my poodle pootootled so hard, i pootootled on his face.

by nevergoingtousethisagain. October 9, 2010

Pootootle

An empty toilet paper roll.

I was at my buddy's house and went to drop a massive Taco Bell deuce, and that asshole had left a pootootle with no backup roll!

by HelloMyNameIsCoinslot July 5, 2018