Pootrangle

a soggy vag with an unpleasant odor

After the Winter Ball, Martinez was eager to get into Betty Sue's granny panties. After pulling them down however, he discovered an impolite pootrangle that smelled of rotten pumpkin skins.

by Cam Scumbag February 22, 2008

poontangle

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.

Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009

podrangle

A rectangle with rounded corners.

"Those iPods are in the shape of a podrangle."

by Anonymous Passenger November 3, 2005

Potangle

1. The potato of the future.

2. A strictly geometric potato chip. (Potanglechip)

3.Study of Junk Food geometry. (Potangology)

1. The all new potangle has the potential to cure SUPER AIDS.

2. Why won't you share your potanglechips?

3. My friend majored in potangology. He is quite fat.

by International Council of Cake March 19, 2009

Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.

"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."

by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

poodangle

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

Poondangler

A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.

eric lipinski is a poondangler, while Mickey Rea is not.

by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009