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Porjangle 

The hair that resides in the area between your asshole and ball sack.
"Shit man I need to shave my Porjangle its getting to long!"

"Have you ever braided your Porjangle?"

Bryan: "Dude! I got my first Porjangle! I'm having so much fun with it!"
Billy: "Damn sucka I've had mine since I was Two!"
Logan: "I put mine in cornrows!"
Erin: " You guys are perverts."

poontangle 

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.
Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

podrangle 

"Those iPods are in the shape of a podrangle."
podrangle by Anonymous Passenger November 3, 2005
1. The potato of the future.

2. A strictly geometric potato chip. (Potanglechip)

3.Study of Junk Food geometry. (Potangology)
1. The all new potangle has the potential to cure SUPER AIDS.

2. Why won't you share your potanglechips?

3. My friend majored in potangology. He is quite fat.

Poontangled 

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
Poontangled by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

poolangies

hot white girls usually found working at hollister or abercrombie and fitch
all the poolangies in school want roel
poolangies by Dannilyn September 12, 2006