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HI POOPATA
To 'pootata' is to carry out the act of squatting over someones chest and shitting on ones tits.
Mike: I heard Jack and Daisy got up to some dirty shit last night at the party...
Jay: Oooh, drop the info
Mike: He committed... Pootata
Jay: Jesus.
Pootata by mhuk January 16, 2017
Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.
Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?
poocat by mitch May 13, 2005

Poocation 

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)
Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.
Poocation by diginick September 9, 2016

Poocation 

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.
What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.
Poocation by Warchef March 9, 2010

Poopatarian 

A person or peoples who resort to the life of a VEGETARIAN, yet add their own faeces twist . . .
"Hey, did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, didn't you know she's a poopatarian?"
"Eww"
Poopatarian by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007