Poormon

An individual of Mormon faith that believes he has no money...

Poormon: Hey Mitt I'm a little short this month on my rent could you spot me?!?!
Mitt: Thats not possible, there's no poor Mormons, we're all too rich, pretty, and believe every translation of Joseph Smith...

by mcleanse September 11, 2012

poormouth

To whine and complain that you don't have much money, that you're destitute from other expenses etc. when negotiating for goods or services when, in reality, you're loaded and much better off than the person you're haggling with.

"Don't let him poormouth you into doing that job for half price. He's a millionaire a couple times over."

by The99Percent January 11, 2012

poormans bigmac

The cheap version of Big Mac from McDonald's. You basically order a Mcdouble ($1) and add big mac sauce and shredded lettuce. The shredded letuce should be an additional 20 cents for some dumb ass reason but basically you have yourself a big mac, without the middle bun. Only sexy people usually order this item.

Jon: Dude, I'm starving!
Daniel: Me too!
Anthony: Hey lets go to McDonald and get some poormans bigmacs.

Sophan: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (stupid asain laugh)

by collegebudgetguys March 15, 2010

pooron

A insult that combines the words Poor and moron

Brano doesn't have $5 so casket calls him a pooron

by caskeet October 20, 2020

poopmonkey420

he has the most drip on tik tok

"man poopmonkey420 got hella drip bro."

by snapchat3 February 23, 2020

poormanteau

A portmanteau of "poor man" and "portmanteau". Signifies a word that is a feeble attempt at creating a portmanteau or a feeble attempt at slang in general. It arises most often when someone consciously tries to come up with a slang word or phrase.

The linguistics professor knew much about language, but the slang he came up with was riddled with poormanteaus.

"Poormanteau" is clearly a poormanteau, and perhaps the only meta-poormanteau.

by _________________ September 30, 2006

Pooron

Moron & Poor mixed into one word, pooron. Typically used when someone is below the poverty line, and claims they have a lot of coin/cash, but in reality they are stunting for E-Girls & clout, AKA the average com skid that thinks they're hot shit.

Ay cuh, you a pooron, show funds.

You are a real life pooron.

by modpack December 2, 2020