Pooragami

Pooragami (verb)- to artfully re-construct one's existing resources in order to accommodate the demands of recent economic hardship.
(noun) something made into pooragami.

(verb)- "We can't afford Crate & Barrel's new designer glassware, so Sara and I are gonna pooragami our old jam jars this summer."

(noun)- "Gee, Bruce, that giant-size industrial wire-spool you're using as a dinner table is a fine example of pooragami!"

by Barron Von Gooseberries March 8, 2009

Poopgaming

To bring a mobile gaming device into the bathroom and play while taking a shit.

Magnus: "Dan, where have you been the last 20 minutes?"
Dan: "I was poopgaming and got a new high score!"

by Noia July 1, 2011

Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

pooramid

When ones stool is so substantial that it protrudes from the water in the shape shape of a pyramid.

Robert: Hey Mark! That shit's so massive it's like mount poovious!

Mark: it's a serious Pooramid!

by MTSelfridge October 8, 2013

pooagami

"Pooagami"- The art of folding your toilet paper to disguise poo stains / wipes before placing it in a bin in foreign countries that do not let you flush the paper away.

Registerd 2018 K & A

The cleaner noticed that the toilet bin didn't smell as much as others and thanked us for the pooagami folding we have mastered.
Poo Shit

by A & K October 27, 2017

poorgami

A broke togami.

Did you hear Byakuya Togami lost his money?

Well, he’s now a poorgami.

by Gontas fat fingers February 12, 2021

Poorganised

Never being prepared for something, but usually declaring to others that you've got everything you need.

Looks like Jared forgot his wallet again. I guess I'm going to have to cover it, even though tonight was 'on him'. Man, that dude is so poorganised...

by Lexodus August 4, 2010