poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.

"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."

by feetoid October 25, 2009

poored

When a large number of homeless people congregate.

Man, it just poored outside. I've never seen so many shopping carts go down the street before!

by Pougan August 10, 2009

Poored

To promise to do something and ignore any and all requests to follow through.

I was going to get someone to cover my shift at work and now when I try to reach Stephen to finalize plans he ignores all my texts and calls. I guess I got poored.

by Dr Wellington January 3, 2021

poored

To get shafted or screwed in some way, usually with respect to a gaming loss in which one's defeat was largely due to extreme bad luck or good luck on the part of the opponent.

omfg! That guy had five life left when he headshotted me! I got totally poored!

by RoboSpy March 12, 2004

Poored Out

When you have money to spend, but prefer not to, you do things in a poor method.

Him: Why get Ramen Noodles for dinner when you can afford the ribeye steak?

Me: Can't sleep on the Ramen Noodles bro. Livin Poored Out.

by nick brown May 26, 2022

Poosed

When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.

"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"

by Cats17 October 6, 2013

pooed

Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity

Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed

by Chonatin October 8, 2013