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Poored
I was going to get someone to cover my shift at work and now when I try to reach Stephen to finalize plans he ignores all my texts and calls. I guess I got poored.
Poored by Dr Wellington January 3, 2021
Poored Out
Him: Why get Ramen Noodles for dinner when you can afford the ribeye steak?
Me: Can't sleep on the Ramen Noodles bro. Livin Poored Out.
Me: Can't sleep on the Ramen Noodles bro. Livin Poored Out.
Poored Out by nick brown May 26, 2022
Poosed
When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.
"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"
"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"
"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"
pooed
Pooed -
Adjective
A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.
An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.
Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Adjective
A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.
An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.
Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
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