Poopyjuice 

Poopyjuice is something that completely melts your insides until you poop it out. Often mistaken with a Conner. But most of times conners are human versions of the poopyjuice!

Dan: hey so I looked at Conner today, total poopyjuice that one…

Michael: oh I know I looked at him in class and I could feel my insides melting rapidly until I almost shit myself in class

Sarah: ugh conners so sexy with his poopyjuice

Poopyjuice by dickandballs August 12, 2021

Polyjuice Potion 

The magical potion used in Harry Potter to change the physical appearance of one human to another using part of their DNA.

The stuff that dreams are made of. And shapeshifters.

I took some Polyjuice Potion and magically turned into Justin Bieber!" "You can leave now.

Polyjuice Potion by The purple-pointed toothy-toes January 24, 2011

poopy juice 

A laxative, such as Miralax, dissolved into a drink like juice or Gatorade.

Mom: Sweetie! Are you ready for your poopy juice?
Kid: Stop calling it that... I already know what it does...

poopy juice by poopyjuicekid January 2, 2012

poonjuice 

the sweet sweet juice frome a females vigina that we all as men crave

brody drank dani's tangy poonjuice and loved it

poonjuice by dani December 1, 2003

Poofjuice 

Like an alcopop, a girly, sweet fizzy alcoholic based drink. With a measured amount of alcohol, usually 4.5%. Not a hard, manly beverage.

What you drinkin tonight?

Probably beer...you?

Think i will stick to drinkin th poofjuice!

Poofjuice by Louiselle January 2, 2009

poopjuice 

Poopjuice is the lubrication remaining inside your anus until a turd has exited. Poopjuice is then expelled in a small drop or drip, possibly unoticed.

You know, when you have the perfect solid turd, with a clean getaway, theres always that little bit of slime thats leftover, thats Poopjuice.
Also, can be seen in dogs after they crap and pinch the last bit off, out comes Poopjuice.

poopjuice by poopjuice October 20, 2010

Poopjuicing 

the circumstance or situation of epic failure, and or the feeling of extreme discontent.

In a game of bowling, John threw his 3rd gutterball, and said "Man I'm poopjuicing this game"

Poopjuicing by CharlieDelta January 25, 2010