Pooptrons 

Poop at a cellular level that is caused by your farts or poop. Actually cells from the fart or poop land on things such as yourself or your food and are able to be inhaled. Therefore don't eat in the bathroom.

You farted and now pooptrons are landing on my ice cream!

Pooptrons by anonymous April 1, 2022

Pooparonus 

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel

I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus

Pooparonus by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

pooperoni 

poop that is reddish brown in color with a cylindrical shape representing pepperoni

Hey man, don't eat that, that's pooperoni!

pooperoni by madchiller July 28, 2006

Poptronica 

Poptronica is the genre of music that combines pop and electronica. It uses auto-tuned vocals, synthesized beats, and pop lyrics. It usually only takes one artist to create it. Computer skills are required, but musical talent is not.

"Hey did you hear that new song by Owl City?"

"Yeah, that's some solid poptronica!"

Poptronica by herewegosteelers October 26, 2009

Ploptions

When faced with only undesireable choices or options, these choices or options are called ploptions.

So, your ploptions are: certain death or certain death.

Ploptions by Cocoperere January 3, 2010

Pooprosal 

You propose to a girl by putting the ring in a beer preferably a PBR or Natty light. She then drinks the beer without knowing the ring is in it and accidentally swallows the ring. You then dig through her poo to find the ring and propose....

Girl: Im engaged

Girls friend: How did he propose?

Girl: I drank a PBR and swallowed the ring on accident. Later on that night I pooped the ring out. He then found the ring in my poo, got on one knee, and gave me a pooprosal.

Pooprosal by Shizzel Dizzel July 17, 2009

poostronaut 

Arose out of such works as ass hat, ass clown, ass bandit, poo jabber and of course ass tronaut. A poostronaut is an insult for an ass hat or ass clown who will boldy go were no ass hat or ass clown has gone before!

1)"Dude, Dave is an ass clown..."
2)"No dude, Dave is a total poostranaut!!"

poostronaut by Jimmy-jimmy May 13, 2005